Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, June 5, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Senate passes immigration bill. And, Jill Biden discusses her husband's 2024 campaign
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: Senate passes $70B immigration enforcement bill
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: How Senate Republicans in their final months in office could affect Trump's agenda?
NPR Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The token bill comes due: Inside the industry scramble to manage AI’s runaway costs
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Not the next R8? Audi reveals mid-engined plug-in hybrid V8 Nuvolari.
Ars Technica
1h ago
Original: NASA tells astronauts to shelter in SpaceX Dragon due to new ISS leaks
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: NSA said to be readying Anthropic’s Mythos for use in cyber operations
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Inside Madonna’s Horny, Full-Throttle Grindr Takeover
Wired
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Senate Republicans pass bill authorizing $70bn for immigration enforcement in vote-a-rama – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: NASA tells ISS astronauts to ready for possible evacuation amid leak repair
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: International Space Station astronauts under evacuation orders over air leak
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: California governor’s race remains too close to call as vote-counting continues
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Are the US and Iran closer to war or to a deal?
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: DOGE wanted to declare 2.7 million people ‘dead’ at Social Security: Whistleblower
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: What Will Ederson Offer Manchester United?
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Sen. Rick Scott Says Kanye West’s Upcoming Tampa Performance Is ‘Slap In The Face’ To Jewish Community
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Supreme Court To Rule On How Much Equity Homeowners Can Lose In A Tax Sale
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: California’s proposed ‘billionaire tax’ is a terrible idea. We should do this instead.
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Florida Senator Urges Stadium to Cancel Kanye West Concerts Over ‘Consistent Antisemitic Attacks’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Thomas Doherty Finally Had His Pinch-Me Moment With ‘Paradise’
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Phoebe Bridgers Announces Phone-Free 2026 Arena Tour
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: The Candidate Who Wants to Ban Data Centers: ‘This Screams Financial Crisis’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Carmen Electra on Returning to ‘Scary Movie 6’ and Working With [SPOILER]: ‘She Has a Six-Pack Going On and Is Hilarious in the Movie’
Variety
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'Heart Attack Horns': Texas took the difficult rou...
ESPN
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Original: Copy of Worst-to-first rankings: Which NFL teams are most ...
ESPN
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Original: 10 players who could get traded before the season'...
ESPN
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Original: Ex-Spurs boss Levy sells 24.99% Enic stake
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: French Open tennis odds: Mirra Andreeva opens as h...
ESPN
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