Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Edition · 6:00 AM UTC
Friday, June 5, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: House passes bill to provide more Ukraine aid and impose new sanctions on Russia
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: Some Republican governors are rebranding Pride Month with conservative alternatives
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: I wrote about George Santos. Then he made a violent threat and lied about it
NPR Politics
8h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Mira Murati steps back into the spotlight, carefully
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Dell Coupon Codes: 20% Off for June 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: Uplift Promo Codes: $570 Off
Wired
3h ago
Original: HP Discount Codes: 60% Off June 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: Founders Fund launches game show starring Sam Altman, Palmer Luckey, and other tech elites
TechCrunch
7h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Albanese says he is not ‘critical’ of One Nation voters; Asic investigates KPMG after whistleblower claims
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Friday briefing: How Gaza, Lebanon and Iran have found themselves caught in an escalation without end
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Ex-wife of Dubai ruler's nephew in custody, prosecutors say
BBC World
2h ago
Original: James Handy, known for roles in Top Gun: Maverick and Jumanji, dies at home after fatal stabbing
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Tech companies invoke possibility of Trump’s wrath in fight against Labor’s media laws
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: MLB Best Home Run Bets For June 5, 2026—Eldridge And Wetherholt
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Barcelona Blocked As Atletico Madrid Want To Sell Alvarez To PSG Only
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Who Is Real Madrid And Perez’s Mystery $175 Million Transfer Target?
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Meet The Nine Runners In The Grade 1 Woody Stephens Stakes
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: D-Backs’ Corbin Burnes Explains His Latest Injury After Elbow Surgery
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Phoebe Bridgers Turns Madison Square Garden Into Her Living Room With Intimate, Phone-Free Show Featuring Eight New Songs: Concert Review
Variety
3h ago
Original: Florida Georgia Line Reunite With Surprise Appearance at CMA Fest
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: Taylor Swift Gives Jessie Her Flowers on Heartfelt ‘Toy Story 5’ Song
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: Taylor Swift’s ‘Toy Story 5’ Song ‘I Knew It, I Knew You’ Debuts on Digital Services
Variety
3h ago
Original: Claire Foy Sings “Someone Like You” With a Mic-Grabbing Audience Member at SXSW London
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Pressure is a privilege - who will cope best in Paris men's semi-finals?
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Messi v Ronaldo: A rivalry that has dominated for two decades
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Messi or Ronaldo - who is the greatest of all time?
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Canes strike back in an instant classic Game 2: Gr...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: French Open tennis odds: Mirra Andreeva opens as h...
ESPN
3h ago