Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Edition · 10:00 PM UTC
Thursday, June 4, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH: Capital Planning Commission seeks more info on proposed 'Trump arch' after public comment session
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Original: WATCH: Trump says Pulte isn't 'permanent' pick for national intelligence chief after GOP pushback
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: California's slow ballot count makes it a target for critics. It doesn't mean elections are rigged
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Filtr is a new privacy tool that blocks ads in almost every iPhone and Mac app
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Defense tech, AI, and fundraising take center stage at StrictlyVC Los Angeles on June 18
TechCrunch
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Original: Not to Alarm Anyone, but Flesh-Eating Screwworms Have Entered the US
Wired
2h ago
Original: Startup Battlefield is returning to Australia — here’s what happened the last time we came to Sydney
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Cyberdecks used to look like little laptops, but now they’re getting more personal
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Julian Hill claims Labor has ‘won the debate’ on housing tax changes; homelessness soars in NSW
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Senate Republicans vote to block motion to ban Trump’s ‘anti-weaponization’ fund – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Zelenskyy calls for face-to-face negotiations in letter to Putin
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Ex-wife of Dubai ruler's nephew in custody, prosecutors say
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Zelensky proposes face-to-face talks in open letter to Putin
BBC World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘This is a tricky subject’: We’re in our 70s and our only child is 40. Do we reveal that we’re leaving her everything?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: You’re going to pay tax on RMDs — there’s no way around it. Or is there?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Tickets For ‘The Odyssey’ Reach $1,000 On eBay After Ticket Sale Disruptions Hit AMC, Fandango
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Quantinuum’s buzzy IPO ends with a whimper as stock gives back early gains
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Why Broadcom’s stock is falling so hard after earnings
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Amazon, Vice Studios Hit With Defamation Suit Over ‘Hollywood Hustler’ Documentary
Variety
2h ago
Original: Seth Rogen to Reboot ‘Littlest Hobo’ Dog Drama in Canada
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Trump Confirms He’s Attending Game 3 of NBA Finals — And Maybe Game 4
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘The Daily Show’ Goes to New Orleans as Jordan Klepper Celebrates America 250 With a Drunk Pirate (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Max Kleven, Stuntman, Second-Unit Director on ‘Rollerball,’ ‘Batman Returns’ and ‘The River Wild,’ Dies at 92
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'Strong as an ox': The lore around Texas' Katie St...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Can NiJaree Canady and Texas Tech take home a nati...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: GB's Hunter Bell fights back to win 1500m in Rome
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: NI's record side show grit beyond their years
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Leeds extend Super League lead with St Helens win
BBC Sport
2h ago