Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Thursday, June 4, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump says Reflecting Pool work is done and it's set to be filled with water
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: WATCH LIVE: Trump expected to announce $700m investment in coal plants, exports
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: Are Trump's controversies affecting his agenda?
NPR Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Helion, the Sam Altman-backed fusion startup, raises $465M to build a power plant for Microsoft
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: The AI IPO Race Heats Up, DOGE Whistleblower Sues Elon Musk, and Instagram Gets Hacked
Wired
2h ago
Original: Kevin O’Leary agrees to downsize massive Utah data center
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Google is letting social media stars customize their search result page
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Phoebe Bridgers Ditched the Internet to Hype Up Her New Music. It’s Working
Wired
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Top Democrat urges end to secrecy over proposed ICE child detention center
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Senate Republicans vote to block motion to ban Trump’s ‘anti-weaponization’ fund – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Family of girl left brain-damaged at birth accept £28m NHS payout
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Reform’s Andrea Jenkyns storms out of meeting after discussion of Henry Nowak murder
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Sherpa found alive on Mount Everest after six days missing
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Think you are facing age discrimination? Don’t get bitter, do this.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Elon Musk’s SpaceX paid to secure its ticker symbol ahead of blockbuster IPO
MarketWatch
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Original: Bitcoin’s sagging price has crypto bears taking a victory lap. Why it’s too soon to count it out.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: I own a house with my sister, but the mortgage is in her name. Could this come back to bite me?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Wasted AI budgets at Nvidia, Uber, Microsoft and others sink ‘tokenmaxxing’ and trigger hiring
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Carolina Caroline’ Star Kyle Gallner Has Been Leading Acclaimed Indies for Years. When Will the Major Studios Follow Suit?
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: The Beatles to Mark ‘Global Beatles Day’ With ‘All You Need Is Love’ Performance Clip
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Jordan Peele Turned Down a Role in New ‘Scary Movie,’ Which Features ‘Get Out’ Spoof
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Bill Ackman to Sell $290.5 Million in Stock Back to Universal Music After Rejected Takeover Offer
Variety
2h ago
Original: Ted Danson Apologizes for Blackface at 1993 Whoopi Goldberg Roast: “So Stupid and Entitled”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Stunning Robinson return gives life to England
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Qualifier Chwalinska sets up French Open final against Andreeva
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Liverpool appoint Iraola as head coach
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Get ready for the biggest World Cup ever! What you...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: World Cup sticker shock: The ugly cost of the beau...
ESPN
2h ago