Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Thursday, June 4, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: WATCH LIVE: Bessent returns to the Hill after being questioned on Trump's IRS deal, Pulte pick
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: WATCH LIVE: Senate holds ICE funding vote-a-rama
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: The four Republicans who broke with Trump on Iran and now face his wrath
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Chinese spies are using LinkedIn to lure Westerners into sharing sensitive information
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: TSMC struggles to keep up with AI demand: ‘We can only support so much’
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Apple touts $1.4 trillion in App Store billings and sales, 90% without a commission
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: We’re giving away a Prime Day grab bag loaded with over $800 of free tech
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Elon Musk is steamrolling Wall Street to become a trillionaire
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Hezbollah rejects renewed ceasefire agreed by Israel and Lebanon
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Donald Trump attacks his own party members as ‘unpatriotic’ after war powers resolution vote in House – US politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: Israel to continue ground operation in southern Lebanon despite agreed ceasefire
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Hezbollah rejects Israel-Lebanon truce as Trump scrambles to end Iran war
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Starmer to meet Henry Nowak’s family this afternoon, No 10 says – UK politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Think gas prices are high now? This quiet shift at U.S. refineries could trigger an even more painful summer.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘This is a tricky subject’: We’re in our 70s and our only child is 40. Do we reveal that we’re leaving her everything?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Ciena’s stock is tumbling and taking other optical-networking shares down with it
MarketWatch
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Original: I own a house with my sister, but the mortgage is in her name. Could this come back to bite me?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Barcelona Holds Up Ansu Fati’s Monaco Move With Buy-Back Clause Demand
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Prince Estate to Release ‘Timeless,’ a Rarities Album Spanning the Artist’s Entire Career
Variety
2h ago
Original: Piers Morgan Says SXSW London ‘Could Have Stood Up’ More for Cenk Uygur After He Was Banned From Entering U.K.: ‘I’m a Bit Disappointed’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Céline Dion Comeback Shows Ticket Onsale Halted by Ticketmaster for ‘Suspicious Activity’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘Masters of the Universe’ Is He-Mansplaining at Its Worst
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘Bone Valley’ Announces ‘The Devil’s Quarry’ True-Crime Series: ‘A Story That Sinks Its Teeth in You’
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Fan storms court, attempts selfie next to Wemby
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Giuliani: WC security challenge 'unprecedented'
ESPN
2h ago
Original: OSU OKs $100M deal to settle sexual-abuse cases
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Sources: TE Washington, Steelers reach 4-yr. deal
ESPN
2h ago
Original: QB Wilson announces retirement after 14 seasons
ESPN
2h ago