Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Thursday, June 4, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Dissecting what the latest primary races mean for November elections
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Original: Republican Rep. Tom Kean Jr.'s absence raises broader questions about Congress
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Original: Republicans won the redistricting battle. Now voters will decide whether they win Congress
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Benchmark raises its first-ever growth fund as part of $2B capital raise
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Flesh-eating screwworm infection confirmed in South Texas, USDA says
Ars Technica
4h ago
Original: OpenAI and Anthropic Sign Letter to Prevent AI-Developed Biological Weapons
Wired
5h ago
Original: Quick commerce FirstClub doubles valuation to $255M in nine months
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Nintendo confirms it will sell a new Switch 2 with replaceable battery in the EU
The Verge
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia politics live: PM compares Abbott to ‘resurrected’ dinosaur in Jurassic Park; neo-Nazi group’s injunction attempt dismissed
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: ‘I’m really proud to be Brittany Higgins’: former Liberal staffer reveals why she didn’t change her name in new documentary
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Protests in Albania grow over Jared Kushner-backed luxury resort
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Rebel attacks in eastern DRC kill 30 people and hamper Ebola response
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Edinburgh festivals hope to launch joint box office for all 11 August events
The Guardian World
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Top New Golf Gear To (Potentially) Change Dad’s Game
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Lamont Roach Jr. Vs. William Zepeda: Date, Time And Why It Could Be FOTY
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Adam Silver Talks Expansion, Europe, Tanking Before NBA Finals
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Only 5% of day traders make money, but the SEC is now making it easier for more people to try it anyway
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: How single-stock turbulence presents ‘asymmetric’ downside risk for a rather calm S&P 500
MarketWatch
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Sammy Hagar Offers Marriage Advice: No ‘Separate Bedrooms’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Most Anticipated Concert Tours of 2026: Ariana Grande, Bad Bunny, The Weeknd, Olivia Rodrigo, BTS and More
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Tribeca Kicks Off With Earth, Wind & Fire Documentary and Robert De Niro Dissing Trump as ‘Immoral, Cruel and Corrupt’
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Backrooms’ Director Kane Parsons Says Using AI ‘Defeats the Purpose’ of Filmmaking: ‘I Get No Enjoyment From Using Those Tools’
Variety
4h ago
Original: What the Backlash to Artists Booking or Backing Out of ‘Freedom 250′ Tells Us About the Fickleness of Fan Bases: Bret Michaels’ Guitarist Speaks Up
Variety
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: New FPI projections for the NFL season: Which team...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Copy of 'I'm ready for it': After DJ Moore's exit, Rome Od...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Silver: Clips investigation needs to wrap up soon
ESPN
2h ago
Original: OSU OKs $100M deal to settle sexual-abuse cases
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Sources: TE Washington, Steelers reach 4-yr. deal
ESPN
2h ago