Original: New Mexico governor primary includes Biden official Deb Haaland. See live results.
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, June 2, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: New York, 6 other states sues over the Trump administration's deal to end an offshore wind project
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: California’s crowded governor primary is underway. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: The DOJ won't move ahead with anti-weaponization fund, acting AG Todd Blanche says
NPR Politics
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Original: WATCH: Trump administration 'not moving forward' with anti-weaponization fund, Blanche testifies
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Remedy’s Control sequel launches in September
The Verge
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Original: Here’s seven bloody minutes of Wolverine on the PS5
The Verge
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Original: Microsoft's Project Solara is an Android OS designed for agents instead of apps
Ars Technica
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Original: PlayStation State of Play June 2026: All the news and trailers
The Verge
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Original: Cyberdecks are having a moment, rejecting big tech surveillance with style and substance
TechCrunch
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: Politics live: Australia always preferred secondhand Aukus submarines, defence secretary says
The Guardian World
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Original: Trump’s $1.8bn ‘anti-weaponization’ fund scrapped, acting attorney general Todd Blanche confirms – live
The Guardian World
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Original: Israel strikes southern Lebanon but partial truce with Hezbollah appears to hold
BBC World
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Original: US says it fired missile at Iran-bound oil tanker
BBC World
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Original: Protesters clash with police in Southampton over Henry Nowak murder
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: I’m 55, married and want a $1.5 million long-term care policy. Can I expect any nasty surprises?
MarketWatch
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Original: Palo Alto Networks’ stock is rising as earnings show AI is a friend, not a foe
MarketWatch
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Original: Here’s how investors can protect their portfolios from the next stock-market crash
MarketWatch
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Original: Intuit Becomes S&P 500’s Worst Performer This Year: Here’s Why
Forbes Business
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Original: Larry Ellison Becomes Second Richest In The World—Surpasses Bezos, Brin And Page In 2 Days
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Zendaya and Tom Holland Spoke Up on ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ Set When Scene Wasn’t Working; Director Sent Crew Home So It Could Be Rewritten
Variety
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Original: California Primary Coverage: Where to Livestream 2026 Election News and Results Online
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Vegas Golden Knights vs. Carolina Hurricanes Livestream: How to Watch the 2026 NHL Stanley Cup Final Online
Variety
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Original: Ben Folds Warns National Symphony Orchestra ‘May Not Survive’ Trump’s Kennedy Center Chaos
Rolling Stone
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Original: How ‘Pluribus,’ ‘Murderbot’ and ‘Spider-Noir’ Composers Found Innovative Ways to Score Emmy-Contending Shows
Variety
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Capsey and Knight star as England seal record-breaking series win over India
BBC Sport
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Original: Aston Villa intent on keeping Rogers - Wednesday's gossip
BBC Sport
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Original: Ranking college football's top 100 newcomers for t...
ESPN
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Original: World Cup final squads ranked: Of all 48 national ...
ESPN
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Original: Ranking the 21 best U21 players at the 2026 World ...
ESPN
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