Original: NBA mock draft: BYU's Dybantsa headlines top tier with Kansas' Peterson, Duke's Boozer, UNC's Wilson
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 1:00 PM UTC
Tuesday, June 2, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: New Jersey Democrats pick opponent in district where US Rep. Tom Kean Jr. has been absent
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Rep. Jim Himes, D-Conn., shares his thoughts on the U.S.-Iran peace talks
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: How Trump has used the presidency to benefit himself and his allies
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: Rubio to meet with Congress as Iran ceasefire falters
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Amazon’s four-day Prime Day begins on June 23rd
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Gemini Spark is the most impressive and terrifying AI experience I’ve had yet
The Verge
1h ago
Original: ZeroDrift raises $10 million to protect AI models from themselves
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Rocket engine startup Impulse raises $500 million to hire people, not AI
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: People are leaving a lot of weird stuff in their robotaxis
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Home secretary giving statement on stab victim handcuffed by police while dying – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Police condemn calls for ‘vigilante justice’ over murder of Henry Nowak
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Ukraine rescuers pull dead from rubble after Russian strikes kill 18 people
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Barnaby Joyce rallies anti-abortion activists ahead of tight NSW vote
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Maga influencer Melissa Rein Lively pleads guilty to London assault
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The federal government plans to make it harder for you to sue your employer over alternative 401(k) investment options
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Why the most important company enabling AI isn’t Nvidia, according to this fund manager
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: My husband and I are 75. We have $1.5 million in stocks and $425,000 in savings. Is that too much cash?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘It is such a fine line’: I am a CFP and see nothing wrong with networking on the golf course. Am I wrong?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Jethro Tull’s Ian Anderson Revisits The Band’s Controversial ‘Under Wraps’ Album
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Tony Awards: Predicting the Winners Using Just Math
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Inside Ranveer Singh’s ‘Don 3’ Exit, Bollywood’s Biggest Industry Standoff in Years
Variety
1h ago
Original: “My Grandmother Told Me Not to Bring Home a Blue-Eyed Wife. But I’m a Gay Guy”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: BTS, Benson Boone, Cardi B Among Performers Set for iHeartRadio Music Festival 2026
Variety
2h ago
Original: AI Firm Utopai Studios Launches Enhanced 2.0 Version of Generative Video Platform
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Eagles trade star WR Brown to Pats for two picks
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Sources: Garrett traded to Rams in blockbuster
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Hall of Fame basketball coach Adelman dies at 79
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Canady pitches TTU to WCWS final rematch vs. UT
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Clark, White shut down talk of rift: 'It's coachin...
ESPN
1h ago