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Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Tuesday, June 2, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Oil Money Buys You a Choice.
Original: New Mexico voters choose party nominees for governor as revenue soars from oil boom
ABC News Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Australia's Leadership: Dullest Tool Gets Bodyguards.
Original: Australia politics live: Chalmers says Wilson ‘not the sharpest tool in the shed’ in question time; government spent $3.8m on personal protection for CFMEU administrator
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories