Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 PM UTC

Monday, June 1, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Crime Pays, Apparently.
Original: Colorado elections clerk Tina Peters released from prison after governor commutes sentence
PBS NewsHour Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Diplomacy: A Phone Call and a Prayer.
Original: Middle East crisis live: Trump says Israel won’t send troops to Beirut after Netanyahu call; US not aware of Iran suspending talks
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood's Got Another Problem.
Original: Anna Kendrick to Direct ‘Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo’ After Second Filmmaker Departs Netflix Movie Adaptation
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories