Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Monday, June 1, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Mandelson's Texts: Peak British Drama.
Original: No 10 braced for ‘excruciating’ revelations as messages between Mandelson and ministers to be released – UK politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Film Festival's Taste is...Something.
Original: Motherhood, Colonialism, a Keyboard Prodigy and a Surrealist Love Story: Locarno Unveils Open Doors Africa Projects
Hollywood Reporter 2h ago
Awards, Outrage: Hollywood's Peak Achievement.
Original: Jimmy Kimmel Thanks ‘Pumpkin McPornhumper’ Trump for His Peabody; ‘Andor’ Creator Tony Gilroy Urges Crowd to Take On Fascism Before It’s Too Late: ‘F— the Empire’
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories