Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Monday, June 1, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Marital Loyalty: A Novel Concept.
Original: Platner's wife calls news coverage of Senate hopeful's sexually explicit texts with women 'shameful'
ABC News Politics 6h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Tit for Tat? Surprise!
Original: Iran targets American base in region after US strikes Iranian air defences
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Teen Grief, Now a Plot Point.
Original: ‘Euphoria’ Season 3 Finale Pays Tribute to Angus Cloud; Sam Levinson Says “He Deserved More Time”
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories