Original: US strike on an alleged drug boat kills 3 in the eastern Pacific Ocean in fourth attack this week
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 3:00 PM UTC
Sunday, May 31, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Spanberger’s veto spree turns many in her own party against her
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Politics chat: No progress on Iran peace deal, Trump offers to perform at festival
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: Former DOJ official on why its criminal investigation into E. Jean Carroll is unusual
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: Democrats and Republicans think control of Congress runs through Iowa
NPR Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: 007 First Light is already discounted for the PS5 and Steam
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Marathon’s second season is a chance for Bungie to turn things around
The Verge
2h ago
Original: NASA confirms exploding meteor caused the sonic boom over Boston
The Verge
2h ago
Original: What happens in Vega$: steroids, swimmers, and a billion-dollar hustle
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: I went looking for the AI weed vape that gives you Bitcoin for smoking
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Nicola Sturgeon: I feel as if I’m serving a sentence for a crime I did not commit
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Not just the US: How 51 countries armed Israel during Gaza war
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: Netanyahu hails capture of castle in Lebanon as nominal ceasefire left in tatters
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Israeli airstrikes devastate Lebanon’s Tyre
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Colombia votes in presidential election that could redefine relations with US
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Inside Chiefs Superfans Jason Sudeikis, Paul Rudd And Their Chiefs Text Thread
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Why The Case For Sourcing From Africa Has Never Been Stronger, And Still Gets Ignored
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Here’s how Gap’s yoga-wear maker Athleta went from must-have to ‘generic’
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Ella Langley Beats Morgan Wallen’s Historic Record — And She’s Not Done
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: The Federal Reserve In No Way Enables Federal Government Expansion
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Box Office: ‘Backrooms’ Stuns With $81 Million Debut, ‘Obsession’ Has Another Unprecedented Jump, ‘Mandalorian and Grogu’ Suffers 70% Drop
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Meet the Press’ Launches Live-Event Franchise With ‘Moment’ Conversations
Variety
3h ago
Original: Leo Shows He’s the Planet’s Pope by Taking on AI
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: President Lula Launches Tela Brasil, a Free-of-Charge Streaming Service Offering Brazilian Productions
Variety
4h ago
Original: Kanye West and Travis Scott Concerts Banned in Italy
Variety
8h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: WCF win gets Wemby closer to 'childhood dream'
ESPN
1h ago
Original: PSG rule Champions League in a way that no other c...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Arsenal are tough to beat, but in biggest tests, t...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: With Coco Gauff's exit, the wild French Open gets ...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Leader Balsamo takes stage two of women's Giro
BBC Sport
1h ago