Original: Immigrant detainees sue over 'horrific' conditions at Texas ICE facility
NPR Politics
11h ago
Edition · 9:00 AM UTC
Sunday, May 31, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Judge agrees to review Trump's $1.8 billion 'anti-weaponization' fund
NPR Politics
14h ago
Original: Markey wins Massachusetts Democrats’ endorsement as Moulton clears ballot hurdle in Senate race
ABC News Politics
16h ago
Original: Trump’s doctor says he is in ‘excellent health’ after latest checkup
Washington Post Politics
19h ago
Original: DOJ seeks recusal of judge from Georgia election case over reported attendance at Fani Willis event
ABC News Politics
20h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: SoftBank says it will invest up to €75 billion to build French data centers
TechCrunch
14h ago
Original: This weekend’s two biggest movies were both directed by YouTubers
TechCrunch
14h ago
Original: Snap alums unveil Ghost Angels fund
TechCrunch
19h ago
Original: Backrooms is a certified blockbuster with a $38 million opening day
The Verge
19h ago
Original: ‘What a joke’: Github Copilot’s new token-based billing spurs consternation among devs
TechCrunch
19h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Middle East crisis live: Israeli army captures strategic castle in Lebanon in deepest incursion into country in 26 years
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Colombia votes in presidential election that could redefine relations with US
BBC World
3h ago
Original: Thousands without power in Perth as destructive storms hit WA
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: English Green party leader Zack Polanski tells Australian colleagues to ‘connect with anger’ to counter rightwing populism
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: The strait may reopen, but global confidence may not return
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Will AI Break The Grid? It Depends On How We Use Every Electron
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Emerging Research Reveals Psychosocial Twists About AI Chatbots And Human Minds
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Clark’s Monster And ‘Backrooms’ Mysteries, Explained
Forbes Business
7h ago
Original: SpaceX Vow To Loft 1 Million AI Satellites Could Spark Doomsday Dive
Forbes Business
7h ago
Original: AAA Noche De Los Grandes Results (May 30, 2026), Winners And Grades
Forbes Business
7h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Kanye West and Travis Scott Concerts Banned in Italy
Variety
4h ago
Original: Jay-Z Brings New York Flair to Philadelphia for Triumphant Roots Picnic Performance Featuring Jazmine Sullivan, Bilal and Meek Mill: Concert Review
Variety
4h ago
Original: Gary L. Pudney, Former ABC Television Executive, Dies at 91
Hollywood Reporter
6h ago
Original: ‘Only Murders in the Building,’ ’48 Hours’ Among This Year’s CrimeCon Clue Awards Winners
Variety
6h ago
Original: After Slamming “Boring” Freedom 250 Concert Dropouts, Trump Says “Cancel It”
Hollywood Reporter
10h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: What's next for Serrano, Han and Holm after MVPW-0...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Serrano equals knockout record with Hanson victory
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Olympian Jones using ADHD diagnosis to box clever
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: WCF win gets Wemby closer to 'childhood dream'
ESPN
4h ago
Original: KO'd by Spurs, OKC says no excuses, 'get better'
ESPN
4h ago