Original: Judge agrees to review Trump's $1.8 billion 'anti-weaponization' fund
NPR Politics
14h ago
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Sunday, May 31, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Markey wins Massachusetts Democrats’ endorsement as Moulton clears ballot hurdle in Senate race
ABC News Politics
16h ago
Original: Trump’s doctor says he is in ‘excellent health’ after latest checkup
Washington Post Politics
19h ago
Original: DOJ seeks recusal of judge from Georgia election case over reported attendance at Fani Willis event
ABC News Politics
20h ago
Original: Congress has taken on Epstein. But lawmakers and survivors are still searching for accountability
ABC News Politics
21h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: SoftBank says it will invest up to €75 billion to build French data centers
TechCrunch
14h ago
Original: This weekend’s two biggest movies were both directed by YouTubers
TechCrunch
14h ago
Original: Snap alums unveil Ghost Angels fund
TechCrunch
19h ago
Original: Backrooms is a certified blockbuster with a $38 million opening day
The Verge
19h ago
Original: ‘What a joke’: Github Copilot’s new token-based billing spurs consternation among devs
TechCrunch
19h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: News live: Australia to buy only second-hand nuclear subs from US in major Aukus switch; Hanson says she could be PM
The Guardian World
12h ago
Original: How Putin became master of the image
BBC World
12h ago
Original: Paris police arrest more than 130 as PSG fans celebrate Champions League win over Arsenal
The Guardian World
13h ago
Original: US Congress advances American-Israeli military integration plan
Al Jazeera
13h ago
Original: Ferrari wanted to take on Chinese EVs with the Luce - then the backlash started
BBC World
13h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: NYT ‘Pips’ Hints, Answers And Walkthrough For Sunday, May 31
Forbes Business
13h ago
Original: Today’s Wordle #1807 Hints And Answer For Sunday, May 31
Forbes Business
13h ago
Original: Caribbean Food Security, One Year After The Collapse Of USAID
Forbes Business
13h ago
Original: NYT Strands Answers Today: Hints & Clues For Sunday, May 31 (Places To Go)
Forbes Business
13h ago
Original: Kelly Curtis, Actress And Sister Of Jamie Lee Curtis, Dies At 69
Forbes Business
14h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Love Island USA’ Dismisses a Cast Member for Using the N-Word — for the Second Year in a Row
Variety
12h ago
Original: Niall Horan Reflects on Liam Payne’s Death: “Our Friendship Was a Bond That Was There Forever”
Hollywood Reporter
12h ago
Original: Michael De Luca Warns About the Danger of Hollywood Cutting Development Funds for Original Material: ‘If You Cut Too Deep Your Pipeline Dries Up’
Variety
12h ago
Original: Trump Says He May Replace “Third Rate Artists” Who Dropped Out of D.C. Concerts With Himself: “The Man Who Gets Larger Audiences Than Elvis”
Hollywood Reporter
13h ago
Original: Niall Horan Opens Up About Liam Payne’s Death: ‘There Is Sadness, But it Also Makes Me Laugh and Smirk Because of the Memories We Had’
Variety
13h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: PSG beat Arsenal in shootout to retain UCL title
ESPN
12h ago
Original: Daigneault says JDub could return for NBA Finals
ESPN
12h ago
Original: NCAA: Sorsby's college career should be over
ESPN
12h ago
Original: Reports: Sterling accused of driving impaired
ESPN
12h ago
Original: Panthers captain Barkov leads Finland past Canada
ESPN
12h ago