Original: Markey wins Massachusetts Democrats’ endorsement as Moulton clears ballot hurdle in Senate race
ABC News Politics
16h ago
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Saturday, May 30, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump’s doctor says he is in ‘excellent health’ after latest checkup
Washington Post Politics
19h ago
Original: DOJ seeks recusal of judge from Georgia election case over reported attendance at Fani Willis event
ABC News Politics
20h ago
Original: Congress has taken on Epstein. But lawmakers and survivors are still searching for accountability
ABC News Politics
21h ago
Original: Week in Politics: Bondi testifies in Epstein case; DOJ's inquiry into E. Jean Carroll
NPR Politics
1d ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Snap alums unveil Ghost Angels fund
TechCrunch
19h ago
Original: Backrooms is a certified blockbuster with a $38 million opening day
The Verge
19h ago
Original: ‘What a joke’: Github Copilot’s new token-based billing spurs consternation among devs
TechCrunch
19h ago
Original: Welcome to Night Vale host Cecil Baldwin shares his tech pet peeves
The Verge
20h ago
Original: Meta is reportedly developing an AI pendant
TechCrunch
20h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Iran reasserts control over Hormuz Strait as deal with US remains elusive
Al Jazeera
16h ago
Original: Kanye West concert in Italy cancelled over ‘public order and safety issues’
The Guardian World
16h ago
Original: Qatar says temporary charges ‘negotiable’
Al Jazeera
17h ago
Original: Family pays tribute to girl, 15, who died after swimming at Merseyside beach
The Guardian World
17h ago
Original: Bruce Springsteen calls out Trump’s ‘reckless’ administration
Al Jazeera
17h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: As Big Tech’s power demand surges, data centers bring utilities a huge new profit center
MarketWatch
17h ago
Original: China’s next export shock walks on two legs — and costs less than a used car
MarketWatch
17h ago
Original: Why double-digit earnings growth won’t stop the next bear market
MarketWatch
17h ago
Original: America is losing the AI productivity war to 3.5 million Chinese STEM graduates
MarketWatch
17h ago
Original: This bear market signal Wall Street ignores is putting your money at risk right now
MarketWatch
17h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Emily Blunt Says She’s “Terrified” of AI, Chose Not to Use It in Steven Spielberg’s ‘Disclosure Day’
Hollywood Reporter
16h ago
Original: Samsung Sets Immersive BTS Fan Activations for ‘Arirang’ World Tour
Variety
16h ago
Original: Tom Holland Is Looking Forward to ‘Setting Up the Next Chapter’ For a New ‘Spider-Man’ Star: ‘I Could Do What Downey Did For Me’
Variety
16h ago
Original: Cracker Barrel 400 Livestream: How to Watch the NASCAR Race Online for Free
Rolling Stone
17h ago
Original: Spurs vs. Thunder Livestream: How to Watch Game 7 of the NBA Western Conference Final Online Free
Variety
17h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Defending champ Gauff bounced at French Open
ESPN
16h ago
Original: NCAA: Sorsby's college career should be over
ESPN
16h ago
Original: Reports: Sterling accused of driving impaired
ESPN
16h ago
Original: Sources: Vikings hire Seahawks' Teasley as GM
ESPN
16h ago
Original: Osaka shows out, sets up Sabalenka showdown
ESPN
16h ago