Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 PM UTC

Saturday, May 30, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Code Now Costs Extra. Surprise.
Original: ‘What a joke’: Github Copilot’s new token-based billing spurs consternation among devs
TechCrunch 19h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

King Declares Himself Elvis, Apparently.
Original: Trump Slams ‘Third Rate Artists’ Dropping Out of D.C. Performances, Says He May Produce Different Event Starring Someone With a ‘Much Larger Audience Than Elvis’… Himself
Variety 18h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories