Original: Michigan’s Whitmer walks back comment saying she won’t run for president in 2028
Washington Post Politics
19h ago
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Friday, May 29, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Progressive El-Sayed goes on offensive as Michigan Democrats clash in U.S. Senate debate
PBS NewsHour Politics
19h ago
Original: Trump stock trades fuel accusations of corruption and profiting off presidency
PBS NewsHour Politics
20h ago
Original: Key things to know ahead of Pam Bondi's interview with House committee about her handling of the Epstein files
PBS NewsHour Politics
20h ago
Original: Palestinian woman detained for a year after protesting war in Gaza describes experience
PBS NewsHour Politics
20h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The most spectacular rocket explosion since N1 just happened in Florida
Ars Technica
16h ago
Original: Blue Origin’s New Glenn rocket explodes during testing in Florida
TechCrunch
17h ago
Original: Glean’s top line crosses $300M as AI budget-cutting becomes its major selling point
TechCrunch
18h ago
Original: Waymo dominates autonomous vehicle registrations as Tesla trails behind
TechCrunch
18h ago
Original: The GOP’s Attacks on James Talarico Are Straight Out of the Incel Handbook
Wired
19h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: entertainment elite gather to farewell James Valentine; Angus Taylor challenged on ‘arrogant prick’ comment about PM
The Guardian World
14h ago
Original: Trump: the boy who cried ‘peace’ in the Middle East – podcast
The Guardian World
15h ago
Original: At least three dead after fire destroys Dallas apartment complex
Al Jazeera
15h ago
Original: Lebanon Latest: Mass evacuations as Israel expands attacks
Al Jazeera
15h ago
Original: Anthropic soars to $965bn valuation, leapfrogging OpenAI
Al Jazeera
15h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Netflix Cancels Adult Animated Series ‘Strip Law’ After One Season
Forbes Business
14h ago
Original: Charles Schwab Challenge 2026: Winner’s Payout And Prize Money Purse
Forbes Business
15h ago
Original: I’m setting up brokerage accounts for my grandkids in my daughter’s name. Is that wise — or am I asking for trouble?
MarketWatch
17h ago
Original: Today’s Wordle #1805 Hints And Answer For Friday, May 28
Forbes Business
17h ago
Original: NYT ‘Pips’ Hints, Answers And Walkthrough For Friday, May 29
Forbes Business
17h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Paramount Wins Bidding War for Florence Pugh Fantasy Drama ‘The Midnight Library’
Hollywood Reporter
14h ago
Original: Ariana Grande Enters New Era With Mid-Tempo Single ‘Hate That I Made You Love Me’
Variety
14h ago
Original: Young Miko and Rauw Alejandro Showcase Boricua Excellence on ‘Aquel Diciembre’
Rolling Stone
15h ago
Original: John Travolta Now Owns a Dozen Berets Because ‘Men Can Have Fun, Too. Why Not Change it Up?’
Variety
15h ago
Original: ‘Prime Minister’ Takes Top Prize at 2026 News & Documentary Emmys
Hollywood Reporter
16h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Emotional Littler underlines greatness after almost quitting Premier League
BBC Sport
19h ago
Original: Messi to represent Argentina at sixth World Cup
BBC Sport
19h ago
Original: Is Knight's sluggish form a concern for England?
BBC Sport
19h ago
Original: McGrath expects Israel fixtures controversy to 'heat up'
BBC Sport
20h ago
Original: Barca weigh up move for Hincapie - Friday's gossip
BBC Sport
20h ago