Original: Michigan’s Whitmer walks back comment saying she won’t run for president in 2028
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, May 29, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Progressive El-Sayed goes on offensive as Michigan Democrats clash in U.S. Senate debate
PBS NewsHour Politics
19h ago
Original: Trump stock trades fuel accusations of corruption and profiting off presidency
PBS NewsHour Politics
20h ago
Original: Key things to know ahead of Pam Bondi's interview with House committee about her handling of the Epstein files
PBS NewsHour Politics
20h ago
Original: Palestinian woman detained for a year after protesting war in Gaza describes experience
PBS NewsHour Politics
20h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Blue Origin’s New Glenn rocket explodes during testing in Florida
TechCrunch
17h ago
Original: Glean’s top line crosses $300M as AI budget-cutting becomes its major selling point
TechCrunch
18h ago
Original: Waymo dominates autonomous vehicle registrations as Tesla trails behind
TechCrunch
18h ago
Original: The GOP’s Attacks on James Talarico Are Straight Out of the Incel Handbook
Wired
19h ago
Original: How to apply to Startup Battlefield 2026, what you need ahead of the June 8 deadline
TechCrunch
19h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Australia’s greenhouse gas emissions fall 2%; consumer watchdog sues Amazon over ‘hazardous’ pink toddler unicorn backpack
The Guardian World
17h ago
Original: Three dead after gas explosion causes fire in Dallas apartment building
The Guardian World
17h ago
Original: JD Vance says Trump ‘pushing forward’ with Golden Dome as he addresses Air Force Academy – US politics live
The Guardian World
17h ago
Original: Death toll in Washington tank rupture rises to eight as recovery progresses
The Guardian World
17h ago
Original: JD Vance says US ‘not there yet’ on an Iran deal – as it happened
The Guardian World
17h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘I’m unsure of the best approach’: My father, 91, is in hospice care. He left his six children CDs. Can we cash out?
MarketWatch
17h ago
Original: My golf buddy dropped me when I didn’t make him my financial adviser. Be careful who you trust.
MarketWatch
17h ago
Original: I’m setting up brokerage accounts for my grandkids in my daughter’s name. Is that wise — or am I asking for trouble?
MarketWatch
17h ago
Original: What’s The Latest On The Recent Ebola Outbreak?
Forbes Business
18h ago
Original: Dell stock soars toward another record high as the AI boom drives a big earnings beat
MarketWatch
18h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Martina McBride Becomes Fourth Performer to Withdraw From D.C. Concert Series as Backlash to Trump-Backed ‘Freedom 250’ Grows
Variety
17h ago
Original: Gareth Edwards Is Excited About AI Filmmaking — Even Thought It’s Like a “Second-Unit Director Who Is a Billionaire on Acid”
Hollywood Reporter
17h ago
Original: The Series Finale of ‘Hacks’ Showed What the Rest of Season 5 Was Missing
Variety
17h ago
Original: ‘Hacks’ Producers and Stars Dissect the Finale, Including That Twist Ending for Deborah and Ava
Variety
17h ago
Original: Scooter Braun on Spencer Pratt: “He’s Speaking for a Lot of People Who Are Very Frustrated”
Hollywood Reporter
17h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Emotional Littler underlines greatness after almost quitting Premier League
BBC Sport
19h ago
Original: Messi to represent Argentina at sixth World Cup
BBC Sport
19h ago
Original: Is Knight's sluggish form a concern for England?
BBC Sport
19h ago
Original: McGrath expects Israel fixtures controversy to 'heat up'
BBC Sport
20h ago
Original: Barca weigh up move for Hincapie - Friday's gossip
BBC Sport
20h ago