Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 AM UTC

Thursday, May 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Diplomacy: They're Calling Each Other Names Again.
Original: Australia politics live: Albanese says Coalition ‘desperate’ after Taylor calls him ‘arrogant prick’; Treasury secretary says ‘no clear evidence’ for CGT reform criticisms
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Selling Out, Darling. How Original.
Original: ‘Good Advice Cupcake’ Creator Slams BuzzFeed for Partnering With Amazon on AI-Created Show About Character: “Disgusted”
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories