Original: Newsom seeks to shield California elections from federal interference
ABC News Politics
1d ago
Edition · 5:00 AM UTC
Thursday, May 28, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump says he has been invited to watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals
ABC News Politics
1d ago
Original: U.S. strikes drone launch site, as Trump holds to maximum demands on Iran
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Original: Jill Biden says she feared Joe Biden was having stroke during 2024 debate
ABC News Politics
1d ago
Original: Paxton's win over Cornyn sets up high-stakes Texas clash with Talarico
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Google engineer charged with insider trading after making $1.2M on Polymarket
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Why Google’s AI can’t spell Google (or anything else)
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Illinois Lawmakers Just Passed America’s Strongest AI Safety Bill
Wired
1d ago
Original: A Google employee allegedly used inside information to win $1.2 million on Polymarket
The Verge
1d ago
Original: Google Security Engineer Arrested in Million-Dollar Polymarket Trading Scheme
Wired
1d ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: US strikes Iran targets for second time in three days
BBC World
1d ago
Original: Australia politics live: PM claims Coalition ‘even further right than John Howard’ as four MPs kicked out during rowdy question time
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Israel issues evacuation order for swathes of southern Lebanon
BBC World
1d ago
Original: Oil prices jump after US launches new attacks on Iran
BBC World
1d ago
Original: Australia sues 3M for record-breaking sum over Pfas ‘forever chemicals’ in firefighting foam
The Guardian World
1d ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: AEW Dynamite Results (May 27, 2026) As MJF Celebrates Title Win
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: The number of 401(k) millionaires just fell — but workers hit record savings rates. What’s going on?
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: At-Home Care Devices May Make Pediatric Emergencies Easier To Deal With
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: How Tampa Bay Rays’ Acquisitions Since End Of 2025 Are Faring In 2026
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: Cancer treatment already costs hundreds of thousands of dollars — and it’s about to get even worse
MarketWatch
1d ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ABC News and National Geographic Among Top Winners at 2026 News Emmys
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Original: ‘Love Island USA’ Asks Fans to “Keep It Kind” on Social Media Ahead of Season 8 Premiere
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Original: News Emmys: ABC, Nat Geo Top 2026 Wins, Thanks to ‘World News Tonight’ and ‘Trafficked With Mariana van Zeller’
Variety
1d ago
Original: ‘Good Advice Cupcake’ Creator Slams BuzzFeed for Partnering With Amazon on AI-Created Show About Character: “Disgusted”
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Original: Women’s College World Series 2026 Livestream: Here’s Where to Watch the NCAA Softball Tournament Online
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Tuchel's biggest mistake? Wharton shines after England omission
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: U-turns, tension & trophies - inside 12 glorious months of Glasner
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: 'My body just turned off' - Mensik collapses on court after win in Paris heat
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Robertson close to Spurs move after Liverpool exit
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Arsenal demand £20m for Jesus - Thursday's gossip
BBC Sport
1d ago