Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Florida Man Ascends.
Original: Another day in Florida: RFK Jr posts video of him wrestling two snakes
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Broke is the new black, apparently.
Original: ‘I feel like I’m living a lie’: My husband and I pretend we’re strapped for cash in front of friends. Is that bad?
MarketWatch 1d ago
Optimism Sells. Misery Doesn't.
Original: Americans feel worse than ever, a consumer survey shows. The White House says that’s bunk. Who’s right?
MarketWatch 1d ago
Tiny Tykes, Big Debt.
Original: Putting your baby to work as a model could net them $5.7 million by age 60. Here’s the legit way to do it.
MarketWatch 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Film Needs Saving. Great.
Original: Willa Sets Fall Theatrical Distribution, Social Impact Campaign for Liz Sargent’s Sundance Drama ‘Take Me Home’
Variety 1d ago
Royalty's Laundry List: A Movie.
Original: ‘Madame’ Review: A Working-Class Frenchwoman Looks After a Saudi Prince’s Mistress in This Smart and Nuanced Debut
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories