Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Priorities, apparently.
Original: The US Can Put People on the Moon. Why Can’t It Get Iranians Online?
Wired 1d ago

World ★ 5 stories

India, US Mine the Future.
Original: India, US strike critical minerals deal: What’s in it, why does it matter?
Al Jazeera 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories