Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Monday, May 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Solar Panels Save Us, Robots Take Our Jobs.
Original: Australia politics live: household energy bills to fall up to 10% in July as renewables, batteries soar; WiseTech staff face AI redundancy
The Guardian World 1d ago
Peace Through Paperwork.
Original: Middle East crisis live: Trump suggests countries in region should sign Abraham accords recognising Israel under any deal
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Cage: Rejection is a Harsh Blow to the Ego.
Original: Nicolas Cage on Why Christopher Nolan and Other Directors Won’t Work With Him After He Turned Down Their Films: ‘They Get Their Feelings Hurt’
Variety 1d ago
Success! And Also, Debt.
Original: Álvaro Díaz Balanced Bold Sounds and Big Losses — and Made ‘Omakase’
Rolling Stone 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories