Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 PM UTC

Monday, May 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Peace Through Paperwork.
Original: Middle East crisis live: Trump suggests countries in region should sign Abraham accords recognising Israel under any deal
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Comedy Now Requires Corporate Approval.
Original: Lebanese Comic John Achkar’s Special at L’Olympia Hall Acquired by Arabic Streamer MBC Shahid in ‘Milestone’ for Arabic Stand-Up
Variety 1d ago
Another Book Deal? Surprise.
Original: Tom Ryan’s Murder Mystery ‘The Treasure Hunters Club’ Optioned for TV Adaptation (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories