Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 AM UTC

Monday, May 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Democracy's a Gas.
Original: Turkish police force entry into CHP offices, fire tear gas and rubber bullets
PBS NewsHour Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Xreal: Peak Tech Hubris, Folks.
Original: Xreal, Google’s smartglasses partner, thinks it has finally mastered this notoriously tricky industry
TechCrunch 1d ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Movie. Shocking.
Original: Cuba Gooding Jr., Luke Ford, Keith Duffy and Qymira Board Action Thriller ‘Lotus’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 1d ago
Kids Risk Life, Art Happens.
Original: ‘Red Rocks’ Review: Weirdo, Cliff-Jumping Kiddies Are the Focus of Bruno Dumont’s Latest Experiment
Variety 1d ago
Zombies Beat Reality Again.
Original: Korea Box Office: Yeon Sang-ho’s Cannes Midnight Screener ‘Colony’ Rockets to No. 1 With Dominant Opening
Variety 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Death, Mostly.
Original: What makes an Isle of Man TT winner?
BBC Sport 1d ago