Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 AM UTC

Monday, May 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Teenage angst, finally served cold.
Original: Colman Domingo Knew It Was Time for ‘Euphoria’ to Get Ali Out of the Diner: “We Already Did That”
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories