Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 AM UTC

Monday, May 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Democracy's a Gas.
Original: Turkish police force entry into CHP offices, fire tear gas and rubber bullets
PBS NewsHour Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories