Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 AM UTC

Monday, May 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Republicans Furious. Surprise.
Original: Trump's emerging plan to end Iran war draws criticism from hard-line Republicans
PBS NewsHour Politics 1d ago
Democracy's a Gas.
Original: Turkish police force entry into CHP offices, fire tear gas and rubber bullets
PBS NewsHour Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Debt's a Feature, Not a Bug.
Original: UK universities warn of cuts for impoverished students if dire funding issues continue
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Daddy Issues Paved in Gold.
Original: Miley Cyrus Gets Emotional, References Dad Billy Ray Cyrus at Walk of Fame Ceremony
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Ocean's Got a Grudge.
Original: Surf photographer attacked in water by 'shark or sea lion'
BBC Sport 1d ago