Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 PM UTC

Saturday, May 23, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Rocket Briefly Existed.
Original: SpaceX's Starship V3—still a work in progress—mostly successful on first flight
Ars Technica 4h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Blessed Be The Bat.
Original: First-Place Milwaukee Brewers Also Have MLB’s Top Prospect, Jesus Made
Forbes Business 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories