Original: 'I'd wait forever, but 334 days is crazy.' USS Ford finally comes home
NPR Politics
2h ago
Edition · 10:00 AM UTC
Saturday, May 23, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump administration to force foreigners in the U.S. to apply for a green card abroad
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: Rubio arrives in India ahead of Quad talks as U.S. tries to reset strained ties
NPR Politics
6h ago
Original: Tulsi Gabbard's record and impact on the U.S. intelligence community
PBS NewsHour Politics
12h ago
Original: Brooks and Capehart on Trump's loyalty demands
PBS NewsHour Politics
12h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Best Memorial Day Deals: Garmin, Birdfy, Branch (2026)
Wired
1h ago
Original: A 'Golden Orb' on the Ocean Floor Came From a Mysterious Animal
Wired
2h ago
Original: Peec, one of Berlin’s rising startups, more than doubled annualized revenue in months to $10M, sources say
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: All Vehicles Sold in the EU Must Be Able to Hook Up to a Breathalyzer
Wired
4h ago
Original: Best Early Memorial Day Mattress Deals: Helix, Saatva (2026)
Wired
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: At least 90 killed in Chinese coal mine explosion, state media reports
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Senegal's president sacks prime minister Sonko after months of tensions
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Kohli refuses Head handshake after heated Hyderabad-Bengaluru clash in IPL
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Israel attacks southern Lebanon and near Syrian border despite ‘ceasefire’
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Mexico beat Ghana as World Cup cohosts excel despite FIFA sanctions
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Sketchy Imbalances In Data Training Are Distorting AI-Generated Mental Health Guidance
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Oleksandr Usyk Vs. Rico Verhoeven: Start Time And Ring Walks In Egypt
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: WWE Saturday Night's Main Event Final Card And Start Time
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Grizz Chapman, ’30 Rock’ Star, Dies At 52
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: ‘Obsession’ Projected To Drop Only 1% In 2nd Weekend Business At Box Office
Forbes Business
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: How to Watch the UEFA Women’s Champions League Final: Barcelona vs. OL Lyonnes
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Masculinity Satire Australian Animated Series ‘Finally, a Show About Men!’ Bows on YouTube (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: International Coalition for Filmmakers at Risk Calls For Release of Egyptian Filmmaker Omar Salah Marei Jailed on Charges of ‘Spreading False News’
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Jim Queen’ Review: Hilarious Adult Animation Plays Like French Queer ‘South Park’ on Literal Steroids, With Some Poppers for Good Measure
Variety
2h ago
Original: UEFA Women’s Champions League Final 2026: Where to Watch the Soccer Match Live Online
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: DR Congo players told to isolate before World Cup
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Captain Bowen for final-day fling - FPL team of the week
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: 'I need to be better team player' - Wembanyama after Spurs lose again
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Usyk v Verhoeven world title fight predictions
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: 'You've done Liverpool and Scotland proud' - Dalglish on Robertson
BBC Sport
5h ago