Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 AM UTC

Saturday, May 23, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Nicotine Nation Gets a Breath.
Original: FDA move allowing more e-cigarettes and nicotine pouches into U.S. blindsides officials
PBS NewsHour Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sir Paul Remembers Being Famous. Again.
Original: Paul McCartney Explores His Ever-Present Past in ‘The Boys of Dungeon Lane,’ a Delightful Return to Wings-Era Form: Album Review
Variety 2h ago
Muslims Now Bond Villains, Apparently.
Original: ‘Bait’ Team on the Show’s James Bond Plotline and Depicting Inner Struggle: ‘Being Muslim in the West Feels Like You’re Stuck in a Spy Thriller’
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories