Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Friday, May 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Nicotine's In, Surprise.
Original: FDA move allowing more e-cigarettes and nicotine pouches into U.S. blindsides officials
PBS NewsHour Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Loyalty's a Strong Brand.
Original: The turbulent 15 months of Trump’s unlikely US intelligence director
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Reality TV Finally Discovers Deception.
Original: ‘Survivor’ Boss Jeff Probst Says Kalshi and Polymarket Are ‘Incentivizing People to Lie, Cheat and Steal’; Kalshi Is Now Considering Measures to Prevent Spoilers (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 1h ago
Armageddon, Now Streaming.
Original: Netflix Nabs Spec Script for Nuclear Weapons Thriller ‘Run the Football’ From ‘The Batman’ Producer (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories