Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Friday, May 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Thirty, Tech, and Regret.
Original: I’m in my 30s and half my money is in Vanguard’s Information Technology ETF. Is that risky?
MarketWatch 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Pen spirals. Acting follows.
Original: ‘The Testaments’ Star on That Violent Penultimate Episode: “She Spirals. I Didn’t Even Recognize Her”
Hollywood Reporter 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories