Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 PM UTC

Friday, May 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Teen Angst Returns: Excellent.
Original: Olivia Rodrigo Is Heartsick Again With ‘The Cure’ and, Well, That’s a Little More Like It: Single Review
Variety 5h ago
Karma's a Late-Night Host.
Original: Trump Celebrates ‘Total Jerk’ Colbert’s CBS Exit; Late-Night Host Once Told President ‘Go F— Yourself’
Variety 5h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories