Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Friday, May 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Another Savior Arrives. How Novel.
Original: Burnham says politics ‘needs new script’ and vows to change Labour if elected as Makerfield MP – UK politics live
The Guardian World 5h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Peak Achievement: Still Empty.
Original: ‘It will not bring you happiness’: I have advice for your single, childless 62-year-old multimillionaire reader
MarketWatch 5h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Space Race Loses Another Winner.
Original: Ken Loach’s Sixteen Films Boards Elham Ehsas’ Afghan Astronaut Doc ‘Forgotten Spaceman’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 5h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories