Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 PM UTC

Thursday, May 21, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Copyright? It's a vibe now.
Original: Spotify and Universal Music strike deal allowing fan-made AI covers and remixes
TechCrunch 1h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Monument to Ego, Naturally.
Original: Designs for 250ft arch in Washington approved by panel of Trump appointees
The Guardian World 1h ago
Ballroom Blitz: ICE Gets Cold Shoulder.
Original: US Senate won’t take up ICE funding bill amid row over Trump’s ballroom, which president defends as ‘very good expenditure’ – live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Gold-Plated Priorities.
Original: Senate Delays Funding Trump’s Ballroom, Will Break Until June
Forbes Business 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

South Park Now Requires Safe Words.
Original: ‘South Park’ Only Planned to Mock Trump Once Until Pushback Made Them Change Course: “Who’s the Bully Now?”
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories