Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 PM UTC

Thursday, May 21, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Andrew's Credentials: Shocking No One.
Original: Lib Dems say it’s ‘deeply troubling’ Andrew was not vetted before being given trade envoy role – politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Label? Surprise.
Original: MC Jin, Pacific Music Group Launch Family Style Records Imprint (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 1h ago
Ireland's Pain, Now a Netflix Special.
Original: Netflix Snaps Up ‘Bad Bridgets,’ Irish Period Thriller Starring Emilia Jones and Alison Oliver From ‘Kneecap’ Director (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Money. Always money.
Original: What is at stake on final day of Premier League season?
BBC Sport 2h ago