Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 AM UTC

Thursday, May 21, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Democracy Exports Itself.
Original: Liberal U.S. mayors team up with European counterparts to fight authoritarianism
NPR Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

The Boss Still Has a Job.
Original: Bruce Springsteen Sings a Rallying Cry as Colbert’s ‘Late Show’ Ends
Rolling Stone 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Pain is a team sport.
Original: Martinez breaks finger... then helps Villa win Europa League
BBC Sport 6h ago