Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Timing is everything.
Original: China banned RTX 5090D V2 while Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang was visiting
Ars Technica 7h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Another Virus. Surprise.
Original: What is Ebola and why is stopping the latest outbreak so difficult?
BBC World 7h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Timing is everything.
Original: These Firms Made More Than $15 Million On Oil Trades Right Before Trump Iran War Announcement, Report Says
Forbes Business 7h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Alice’s Nightmare, Now Monetized.
Original: ‘The Looking Glass Wars’ Video Game Set as Author Frank Beddor Plots Musical, TV Series Adaptations (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 7h ago
Another Movie About Men. Groundbreaking.
Original: ‘Yesterday the Eye Didn’t Sleep’ Review: Observational Drama on a Distressing Case of Patriarchy is Poignantly Rooted in History
Variety 7h ago
Another Podcast. Groundbreaking.
Original: W. Kamau Bell to Launch Video Podcast ‘Who’s With Me?’ With Malcolm Gladwell’s Pushkin Industries
Variety 7h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories