Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Iran wants a deal? Sure, Jan.
Original: Middle East crisis live: US and Iran trade threats but Trump insists Tehran wants deal
The Guardian World 13h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Trauma's Chic Now.
Original: ‘La Perra’ Review: Dominga Sotomayor Shores Up Her Reputation With an Elegant, Unsentimental Story of Trauma and Healing
Variety 13h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories