Original: Takeaways from Tuesday's primaries: Massie's loss leaves no doubt about Trump's power over the GOP
ABC News Politics
13h ago
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Wednesday, May 20, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Former political rivals head to rematch in Alabama governor's race and runoffs for US Senate seat
ABC News Politics
13h ago
Original: Kentucky Rep. Thomas Massie charted his own way, until toppled by Trump
ABC News Politics
13h ago
Original: On Basketball: Game 1s in the NBA's conference finals were beyond belief
ABC News Politics
14h ago
Original: Brad Little wins Republican nomination for governor in Idaho
ABC News Politics
14h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Ask YouTube’ brings AI-powered conversational search to video, adds Gemini Omni to Shorts
TechCrunch
15h ago
Original: Dell Coupon Codes: 20% Off for May 2026
Wired
16h ago
Original: NordVPN Coupons and Deals: 77% Off in May 2026
Wired
16h ago
Original: 30% VistaPrint Coupon & Promo Codes | May 2026
Wired
16h ago
Original: Mercedes’ electric AMG GT 4-door coupe can go 0-60 in 2 seconds
The Verge
17h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Chinese supertankers exit Hormuz as Trump, Vance talk up Iran deal
Al Jazeera
13h ago
Original: News live: Dfat to meet with 11 Australians from flotilla detained by Israel; Hanson seeks funding for second electorate office
The Guardian World
13h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: US and Iran trade threats but Trump insists Tehran wants deal
The Guardian World
13h ago
Original: Albanese’s department among those blocking 80% of FoI requests, scathing report finds
The Guardian World
13h ago
Original: Lax rules and rise in for-profit childcare allow predators to abuse children, NSW inquiry finds
The Guardian World
13h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: 3 Key Takeaways From Trump’s IRS Settlement & Tax Immunity Controversy
Forbes Business
13h ago
Original: Philadelphia Phillies Rolling With Zack Wheeler Leading The Rotation
Forbes Business
15h ago
Original: Lena Waithe And ‘The Chi’ Stars, Hannaha Hall And Birgundi Baker Reflect On The Show’s Final Season
Forbes Business
17h ago
Original: When Is The Next UFC? Date, Start Times, Full Schedule, Card Ratings
Forbes Business
17h ago
Original: How Tom Dundon Could Poison The Well Of The Portland Trail Blazers
Forbes Business
17h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Seijun Suzuki Documentary ‘Twist & Shoot Mister Suzuki’ Lands at Nikkatsu (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
13h ago
Original: ‘La Perra’ Review: Dominga Sotomayor Shores Up Her Reputation With an Elegant, Unsentimental Story of Trauma and Healing
Variety
13h ago
Original: ‘In Waves,’ Park Chan-Wook Deals End Cannes Market With A Bang
Hollywood Reporter
13h ago
Original: Kylie Minogue Refutes Rumor She Appears on Madonna’s Forthcoming LP ‘Confessions II’
Rolling Stone
13h ago
Original: ‘Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed’ Review: Tatiana Maslany Delivers the Goods in Apple’s Deliciously Twisty Thriller
Hollywood Reporter
14h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Ranking the best European trophy-winning managers
BBC Sport
13h ago
Original: Arsenal players celebrate title at Emirates at 5am
BBC Sport
13h ago
Original: NRL star Arrow retires at 30 after MND diagnosis
BBC Sport
13h ago
Original: After firing Man City to title - is Shaw best striker in WSL history?
BBC Sport
14h ago
Original: Pitch invasions 'a bad look' - but Clarke praises Tartan Army
BBC Sport
14h ago