Original: Oregon voters reject Democrats’ gas tax increase as Iran war causes prices to soar
ABC News Politics
16h ago
Edition · 5:00 AM UTC
Wednesday, May 20, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Georgia Senate GOP primary heads to runoff where electability is a top issue
Washington Post Politics
17h ago
Original: Kentucky Republican Rep. Thomas Massie loses primary race to Trump-backed challenger
NPR Politics
18h ago
Original: Pentagon says U.S. will cut thousands of troops from Europe
Washington Post Politics
19h ago
Original: In Georgia, two GOP Trump backers vie to face former Atlanta mayor for governor
NPR Politics
20h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Mercedes’ electric AMG GT 4-door coupe can go 0-60 in 2 seconds
The Verge
17h ago
Original: Wear OS 7 will keep track of deliveries and sports scores on your wrist
The Verge
21h ago
Original: Plex is tripling the price of a lifetime pass to $750 after doubling it last year
The Verge
21h ago
Original: Literary Prizewinners Are Facing AI Allegations. It Feels Like the New Normal
Wired
22h ago
Original: California’s Wildfire Season Is Already Overactive
Wired
22h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: shadow treasurer rails against government ‘empowered to kick the lemonade stands of the next generation’ in budget reply
The Guardian World
16h ago
Original: Arsenal fans erupt after team secures Premier League crown
Al Jazeera
16h ago
Original: ‘Brazen’ alleged shooting in Sydney’s south-west that left one dead and four in hospital was targeted, police believe
The Guardian World
16h ago
Original: Georgia’s Republican races for governor and US Senate head to June runoffs
The Guardian World
16h ago
Original: Broadcasters too reliant on vox pop interviews and failing to challenge politicians, says study
The Guardian World
16h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Lena Waithe And ‘The Chi’ Stars, Hannaha Hall And Birgundi Baker Reflect On The Show’s Final Season
Forbes Business
17h ago
Original: When Is The Next UFC? Date, Start Times, Full Schedule, Card Ratings
Forbes Business
17h ago
Original: How Tom Dundon Could Poison The Well Of The Portland Trail Blazers
Forbes Business
17h ago
Original: Georgia Primaries: Trump-Backed Burt Jones And Healthcare Tycoon Rick Jackson Advance To GOP Runoff In Gov. Race
Forbes Business
18h ago
Original: Writing your own obituary can help you live a better life. Here’s how to get started.
MarketWatch
18h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Jon Stewart Showers Stephen Colbert With Gifts in Honor of ‘The Late Show’s’ Final Week: ‘Don’t Confuse Cancellation With Failure’
Variety
16h ago
Original: Jon Stewart Surprises Stephen Colbert With a Recliner and Guest Performer in Final ‘Late Show’ Appearance
Hollywood Reporter
16h ago
Original: ‘Shame and Money’ and ‘Exile’ Director Visar Morina Signs With Cinetic (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
16h ago
Original: This New Iron Maiden x Timex Watch Features a Light-Up Cyborg Eddie. Here’s Where to Preorder It Early
Rolling Stone
16h ago
Original: Jeff Probst on the Return of the ‘Sia Prize’ and Why Musicians Can’t Quit ‘Survivor’
Rolling Stone
17h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Runners up no more - How Arsenal's patience paid off with Arteta
BBC Sport
20h ago
Original: Going, going, gone...What happens at Man City after Guardiola departs?
BBC Sport
21h ago
Original: The crucial split-second call that could deny Spurs safety
BBC Sport
21h ago
Original: 'Exceptional' Arsenal celebrate as Premier League title is secured
BBC Sport
21h ago
Original: 'We can reach our target' - De Zerbi defiant after Chelsea defeat
BBC Sport
22h ago