Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Sunday, May 17, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Progress. Still Requires Rallies.
Original: In the birthplace of Civil Rights Movement, groups rally to defend Black political representation
ABC News Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Kids Broken. Apps Pay.
Original: Snap, YouTube, and TikTok settle suit over harm to students
The Verge 12h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Politics: Still riveting.
Original: LNP falls ‘agonisingly short’ in Stafford byelection as Labor suffers swing against it
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Art House Film Dodges Scrutiny by Naming Dogs.
Original: Dominga Sotomayor Talks ‘Meta’ Element of Casting Selton Mello in Tender Drama ‘La Perra,’ Not Translating the Title to Avoid ‘Violent’ Judgment of Women
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories