Original: GOP senator who voted to convict Trump in impeachment trial loses primary
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
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Sunday, May 17, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Louisiana Sen. Bill Cassidy loses in Republican primary, does not advance to runoff
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: Venezuela says it deported a close ally of Maduro to face criminal proceedings in US
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: In the birthplace of Civil Rights Movement, groups rally to defend Black political representation
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump blasts 'disloyal' Sen. Cassidy while pushing challenger in Louisiana Republican primary
ABC News Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The haves and have nots of the AI gold rush
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: Marketing operating system Nectar Social raises $30M Series A led by Menlo
TechCrunch
9h ago
Original: Research repository ArXiv will ban authors for a year if they let AI do all the work
TechCrunch
10h ago
Original: Snap, YouTube, and TikTok settle suit over harm to students
The Verge
10h ago
Original: The offline desk gadget that actually got me to sit up straight
TechCrunch
13h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Two high profile Liberals defect to One Nation; Qantas removes passenger from flight for allegedly biting attendant
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Activists troll far-right UK rally with giant pro-immigration clip
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: ‘She was phenomenal, she was iconic’: Delta Goodrem wins praise as Australia places fourth at Eurovision
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Tunisians rally amid economic crisis and political arrests
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Original: Israeli strikes kill six in southern Lebanon hours after extension of ceasefire
The Guardian World
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Conor McGregor Vs. Max Holloway 2 Is Official: Here's Everything We Know
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Francis Ngannou Scores Highlight-Reel KO In MVP MMA 1 Debut
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Former UFC Champion Junior Dos Santos Gets Destroyed In Netflix MMA Debut
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘Obsession’ Rotten Tomatoes Reviews Say Your Wish Is Horror Thriller’s Command
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘He is retired’: Should my husband take his Social Security at 62 and invest it?
MarketWatch
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Chad Smith Delivers Will Ferrell’s ‘SNL’ Monologue: ‘You’re Not the Host, I Am’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Will Ferrell Facilitates Reunion Between Trump and the Ghost of Epstein on ‘SNL’ Season 51 Finale
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Will Ferrell’s Jeffrey Epstein Haunts Donald Trump on ‘SNL’: ‘People Will Always Associate You With Me’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Kristen Stewart and ‘Full Phil’ Cast Get Lively 5-Minute Cannes Ovation Despite Mixed Response to Quentin Dupieux’s Absurd Comedy
Variety
4h ago
Original: Bulgaria Wins 2026 Eurovision Song Contest as U.K. Comes Last With One Point
Variety
5h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: McGregor to fight Holloway in UFC return in July
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Smalley leads as McIlroy, Rahm, Rose and Rai impress on US PGA 'moving day'
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: North of England Olympic bid for 2040s being assessed
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: Mourinho completes unbeaten season with Benfica
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: Riot police deal with 'serious disorder' as Celtic fans celebrate Premiership title win
BBC Sport
7h ago