Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Saturday, May 16, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Another Savior Arrives.
Original: OpenAI co-founder Greg Brockman takes charge of product strategy
TechCrunch 4h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Kristen Stewart: Billionaires Are Fine, Really.
Original: Kristen Stewart on Her Absurd Cannes Movie ‘Full Phil’ and Being ‘So Sick’ of the Studio System: ‘There Needs to Be Less Making Billionaires More F—ing Billionaires’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories