Original: Putin to meet Chinese leader Xi Jinping following Trump's visit
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Edition · 5:00 PM UTC
Saturday, May 16, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump's comment about negotiations on Taiwan heightens concerns over China
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: GOP senator who defied Trump on impeachment faces voters, five years later
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: U.S. and Nigerian mission kills Islamic State group leader, Trump says
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: Trump disparages incumbent Sen. Cassidy and tries to propel his challenger in Louisiana GOP primary
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The offline desk gadget that actually got me to sit up straight
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Sony tries to explain that its AI Camera Assistant doesn’t suck
The Verge
3h ago
Original: OpenAI co-founder Greg Brockman reportedly takes charge of product strategy
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: $60B AI chip darling Cerebras almost died early on, burning $8M a month
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: NPR’s Manoush Zomorodi talks about living with too much tech
The Verge
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Sudanese army captures key town near Ethiopian border from RSF
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Man City beat Chelsea in FA Cup final to keep treble dream alive
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Democratic governor under fire over clemency for 2020 election denier
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Man killed by 13ft shark in Western Australia
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Hamas confirms killing of Qassam Brigades leader in Israeli attack
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Few Americans can afford long-term care — but this state program could be a game changer
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Meet the Nvidias of power — 5 stocks winning Big Tech’s $700 billion AI energy grab
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: The real cost of the Iran war isn’t higher prices — it’s market paralysis
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Social Security’s COLA could rise as much as 4.2% in 2027, boosted by Iran war impact and inflation
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Your 3–6 months of emergency savings won’t cut it — why the job market demands an 18-month cash cushion
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Patricio Valladares Fuses Analog and Interactive in New FMV Horror Video Game (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Hollywood Shunned Cannes in 2026: What Will It Take for Studio Blockbusters and Netflix to Return?
Variety
2h ago
Original: Box Office Thriller: ‘Michael’ Returns to No. 1 Thanks to Imax and Other Premium Screens, ‘Obsession’ Also a Win
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Sheep in the Box’ Review: Hirokazu Kore-eda Trains His Tender Gaze on Human-AI Co-Existence in a Grief Drama in Search of an Emotional Payoff
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Box Office: ‘Michael’ Reclaims the Crown With $7 Million; ‘Obsession’ Starts Strong $6.8 Million
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Liverpool must return to heavy metal football - Salah
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Why summers of change beckon for WSL giants
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Man City beat Chelsea after brilliant Semenyo goal
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Narvaez claims second stage win of 2026 Giro
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: What Man City's FA Cup win means for Premier League places in Europe
BBC Sport
2h ago