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Edition · 5:00 PM UTC

Friday, May 15, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Filmmaker Finds Plot Twist: Reality.
Original: ‘Extremely cruel and tragic’: Iranian director Asghar Farhadi speaks out against state violence and the war
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Class Warfare, Served With Brie.
Original: ‘Diary of a Chambermaid’ Review: Radu Jude’s Caustic and Melancholic Modern-Day Take on a French Classic
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories