Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Friday, May 15, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Settled" Like His Hair.
Original: Trump China visit live: US president says a lot of problems ‘settled’, as he meets with Xi on final day of summit
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Cowboys Get a Pass. Surprise.
Original: ‘Dutton Ranch’ Rotten Tomatoes Reviews Mostly Praise ‘Yellowstone’ Spinoff
Forbes Business 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Icon to Exploit.
Original: Amazon MGM Studios Confirms the Search for the Next James Bond is ‘Underway’
Rolling Stone 1h ago
Another Believable Character.
Original: Oscar-Nominated Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas to Star in ‘The Outsider,’ With Wagner Moura (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories