Original: Supreme Court preserves access to mail distribution of widely used abortion pill
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Friday, May 15, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Rep. Chuck Edwards faces House ethics investigation over harassment allegations
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: Louisiana, at center of voting rights fight, moves to redraw Black House district
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: News Wrap: Senate votes to withhold their own pay during future shutdowns
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: How reality TV stars seeking office are changing politics
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The Real Losers of the Musk v. Altman Trial
Wired
1h ago
Original: What the jury will actually decide in the case of Elon Musk vs. Sam Altman
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Honda’s hybrid future starts with new Accord and RDX prototypes
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Closing time
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond got its first big discount
The Verge
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Victorian premier says Angus Taylor’s budget reply ‘straight out of the Trump playbook’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump China visit live: Rubio hoping for ‘positive response’ to appeal for release of Hong Kong activist Jimmy Lai
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: CIA director has met officials in Havana for talks, Cuba claims
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia’s housing affordability expected to worsen and homelessness soar under fossil-fuelled future
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Iran war live: Trump’s visit to China shadowed by conflict with Tehran
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: This summer’s World Cup will be no match for Taylor Swift when it comes to live events
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Figma has a fix for its ailing stock — a new way to make money off its AI products
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Chiefs Will Play Six Night Games During 2026 Regular Season
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: 7 Takeaways From The Green Bay Packers’ Schedule
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: CIA Director John Ratcliffe Visits Cuba—As Country Runs Out Of Oil And Trump Floats Takeover
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Gracie Abrams Kicks off New Era With Devastatingly Great ‘Hit the Wall’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: What We Learned From the Upfronts: Midseason Is the New Fall and Live Sports Aren’t Everything
Variety
1h ago
Original: Broadway’s ‘Book of Mormon’ Sets Return Date After Theater Fire
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Ashes’ Review: Diego Luna Helms a Middling, Meandering Migration Drama
Variety
2h ago
Original: Our Lady J Says Revealing She’s Converted to Judaism Has Been a Lot ‘Harder Than Coming Out as Trans’
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Scheffler shares US PGA lead as Aronimink bites back
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: 'Dangerous' Bolton come full circle for play-off final
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Unstoppable Sinner breaks Djokovic record in Rome
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Humphries & Price seal Premier League play-off spots
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Saints hold off Giants to go top of Super League
BBC Sport
4h ago