Original: Ace Parsi wins Democratic nomination for U.S. House in West Virginia's 2nd Congressional District
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 1:00 PM UTC
Thursday, May 14, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Louisiana advances plan for new US House districts as Georgia joins redistricting effort for 2028
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Senate Republicans block Democrats’ effort to reverse several Trump-era CFPB changes
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Denise Powell wins Democratic primary in Nebraska’s ‘blue dot’ 2nd District
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: New Mexico politicians grapple with oil windfall from Iran war that's both 'awesome' and awkward
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: AI Promised the Audemars Piguet x Swatch Wristwatch. China Will Deliver It
Wired
1h ago
Original: AT&T, T-Mobile, and Verizon team up to eliminate coverage dead zones
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Insta360’s new viewfinder turns the action cam into a retro shooter
The Verge
2h ago
Original: I’m obsessed with Forza Horizon 6, and I’ve barely even raced
The Verge
2h ago
Original: InstaFarm Automated Indoor Microgreens Garden Review: Easy Being Green
Wired
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump China visit live: ‘US and China should be partners, not rivals’, Xi says after earlier warning on Taiwan
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Streeting resigns as health secretary but stops short of launching leadership bid - UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: China’s Xi warns Trump about Taiwan at Beijing summit
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: UK Health Secretary Wes Streeting resigns from government
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Prince Harry calls rising antisemitism in Britain ‘deeply troubling’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The commodities guru who warned about silver falling now, is saying the hantavirus could do the same to oil
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘I’m not an extravagant spender’: I’m in my 70s with a $90,000 income. Can I afford my dream home with a pool?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: U.S. retail sales rise again, but higher gas prices and inflation play a big role
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Cisco to cut jobs so it can invest more in AI, and the stock rockets toward a record
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: What the biggest mid-cycle earnings acceleration on record means for the stock market
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Animated Movie ‘Fast Forward’ Boarded by Sola Media; First Footage Shown at Cannes Market (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘My Adventures With Superman’ Season 3 Trailer: Cyborg Superman and Superboy Cause Chaos in Metropolis (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Ryusuke Hamaguchi’s ‘All of a Sudden’ Confronts Life, Death and the Failures of Capitalism — and Changed Its Stars’ Lives
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Pascal Plante’s ‘King’s Daughters,’ Starring Sandrine Bonnaire, Boarded by WTFilms (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Izuka Hoyle-Led ‘Prisoner’ Renewed for Season 2 at Sky (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Man Utd's Carrick on manager of the season shortlist
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Gilding wins first ProTour darts title at 442nd attempt
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Cardiff's retiring Halfpenny set for final game in Wales
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Every reason to believe I'll stay with Liverpool - Slot
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: First World Cup final half-time show to star Madonna, Shakira & BTS
BBC Sport
3h ago